Want to lose 35 lbs in just two weeks? Try this foolproof* diet plan:
Have a baby!
Worked for me.
I’d only gained 12 lbs until around the 37th week, then I really started to swell, and gained another 20 lbs in the last 3 weeks, for a total of 32 lbs. I’m 3 lbs lighter than when I became pregnant. Too bad I’m still bigger than I was. Someone please explain that one to me. Now if only I could lose another 35 in just two more weeks.
*may not be foolproof