foolproof* diet plan

Want to lose 35 lbs in just two weeks?  Try this foolproof* diet plan:

Have a baby!

Worked for me.

I’d only gained 12 lbs until around the 37th week, then I really started to swell, and gained another 20 lbs in the last 3 weeks, for a total of 32 lbs.  I’m 3 lbs lighter than when I became pregnant.  Too bad I’m still bigger than I was.  Someone please explain that one to me.  Now if only I could lose another 35 in just two more weeks.

*may not be foolproof

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